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Alfredo Secret Files
Stazione di polizia di Termoli. Due giovani poliziotti, Gianpiero (che per comodità chiameremo “Piero”) e Nicola, si preparano a interrogare il prigioniero… Nicholas sighs and pulls look at Piero. Prepare a difficult interrogation, the accused is in fact Marmot Alfredo, the psicopino (psychopathic idiot) ... They enter the classroom where Alfredo is busy playing with Game Boy (Pokemon Sapphire to be exact). As you enter through the window Alfredo Launches Game Boy stunning Umberto who was passing by and start questioning.
Nic: You are the Lord?
Alfredo: Marmot, Marmot Alfredo.
Nic: Marmot Alfredo?? Fuck that name!, You have parents inhuman ...
Alfredo: That's why I've cut off ..
Nic: Ah, but then you admit it! Alfredo
: Never denied.
Nic: Well ... Well but then for what the are asking?
Piero: Simple. The head of the Chamber, your sweet Guild, wants the full report of the psyche of Marmot.
Nic: Do you realize that it will take months and months?
Piero: Go talk to you, then.
Nic: I'm going there without problemi.Il bold Nicola goes out the door and leaving Piero Alfredo alone, and since when Gilda meet Nic and the history is long, the two decide to watch a good porn video: "Simon, A Boiling cop. "
Office Guild
Nic: Um .. I come in?
Guild: Come on. What did you ...?
Nic: Yes, Gilda, well ... Alfredo is as guilty because we have to give him a psychiatric evaluation?
Guild: (Take off your shoes) Come on, are orders from above ... You know that I am rather low in the hierarchy!
Nic: (loosing his pants) Gilda, you're never down, only when ... OBJECTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope Nicola: I rise to interrupt the story that is patently Pornografica obligation and therefore the author to skip the scene he wanted to write ...
Author: So I go back to work on the fiction ...
Hope will be better ...
2 hours after Nicole leaves the room with a lit cigarette, and the pants unbuttoned her blouse open. He went into the room waving Angela, Michael and Gianluca (3 attendants of the palace) and enters the room where are Peter and Alfred, who died of a blowjob and the other to play the Game Boy ...
Nic: I'm fucking Still with Boy! But I want to understand that this is a serious investigation?!? Alfredo: From your colleagues do not say ...
Nic: He is here only because it is the character of the author, but now I want to talk to me: WHY 'YOU KILLED YOUR FAMILY? Alfredo
: Why?? Do you really want to know ...? But well, I'll explain .. 10 YEARS PRIMAAlfredo corrupt cop is a young, team leader of Cream (Team that includes the most unbalanced of the city). Unfortunately can not operate safely because his father (Captain of the very influential city. It is said that you call Silvio) has entrusted a very important task: to supervise his brother Gennaro! Now understand that as both a good and good endure 24 hours on 24 Gennaro is serious business .. But you imagine a nasty toad hair jelly that every moment and there to ask:
Gennaro: why is your name woodchuck? Alfredo
: ... Our parents were wildly copulate while looking at the advertising of Milk.
Gennaro: Alfredo, what it means to copulate?
Alfredo: What you do in porn and copulation!
Gennaro: What's a Porno?
Alfredo: Julia is a Porno.
Gennaro: Ah, Gilda! Alfredo
: Not Gilda, Julia ..
* i two go on for hours, until the Guild does not feel them and grind them to blood * We return to this ... Nic and are amazed by Piero, Gennaro both knew that was a huge pain in the ass but did not expect that someone could even lead to insanity. Piero does not feel to continue the interrogation, rather, would release the poor Alfredo and go back to sleep ... but the door of the interrogation room comes Gianluca (which for convenience we will call "Luke") with its chips and scrounge from Vanessa news for a Piero.

Luke: Um, Mr. Gianni, has just arrived Mr. Nicholas.
Piero: I do not have ...
Luke: Actually, Angela's has just said there was ...
Piero: Damn idiot ...* Like a lightning bolt, breaking the door, Nicholas Hope comes with holy water in hand, the act of exorcising * S
peranza: Gianpiero, damned perverse, how many times have I told you not to write your own misconduct?
* Gianpiero completely ignores the intruder, whistling innocently, pretending not to see or hear ** Suddenly, at the behest of the author, Hope ascends to the sky, disappearing in a cloud of smoke, so we can continue
* Nic: Finally ... Gianlu, the interview with Gennaro think it will be very long. Sit yourself and bring the chips, downstream to ask Vanessa ...
Alfredo: Shit but now that I was capturing Electrabuzz?

PAST .. Gennaro was discharged from the hospital after the blows of the Guild.
Alfredo Gennaro Hello ...
Gennaro: Hello! Look, I gotta ask you something, but I swear it does not kill me ... Alfredo
: Shoot!
Gennaro: BANG!
Alfredo * takes a hammer and smashes on the head * Gennaro

Present
You hear a little noise, Alfredo taking advantage of the distraction of Luke, Peter and Nic is back to play Game Boy ... Nicola is a little angry ...
Nic: But you end up with this Boy?? (Picking up and throwing against the window, hitting Umberto, who had just raised)
Alfredo: Yes, okay, I promise ...
Luke, Nic, wait. How do we know of none other? Nic looks
* VERY * bad Luca
Piero: Wait a minute: I'm going to call our secret agents!
Alfredo: Do \u200b\u200byou have a team of secret services?
Nic: We had, but now we have to cut funding only 2 agents ...
Alfredo: It would be ...?
Piero: Julia and Michael. (Of genuine "devil and holy water")
Alfredo: Shit, we're in good hands ...
Piero goes to retrieve the two, but in his attempt to find the risk of being assaulted by a man who offered him candy, but ultimately fails to dull it and bring the two in front of Alfredo.
Nic: Giulia, Michela, fate il Check-in di 'sto tizio e cercate tutti i Gameboy!
Michela: Ma io...
Giulia: Capito, faccio io... Il ragazzo ha in tutto il corpo 400 Gameboy, alcuni in posti irraggiungibili per me... ne ho levati 392, però... gli altri otto non voglio prenderli...
Nic: Ma dove sono?
Giulia: Nei boxer.Michela: 0///////0
Piero: Marmotta, te li levi da solo o dobbiamo chiamare Angela??
*Alfredo si leva immediatamente gli 8 Gameboy dai boxer*
Luca: 'Sta minaccia funziona con tutti..
Nic: Vero.. A proposito, Alfredo, è da tanto tempo che voglio chiederti una cosa...
Alfredo: Vai..
Nic: Perche cazzo hai una mutanda sulla testa?
Alfredo: Because these are the pants of my beloved Julia!
All: What !?!?! *
voice of hope from heaven: "O Holy Father Michelle ** faints ** Guenda sprout out of nowhere and Fabiana (the first one jumping for no apparent reason) * Guenda: there, there, there. Emergency medical team Michael ... The picked us. la la la
Nic: Go ahead ... Tsk ... Fabiana
: ... Gianpiero
: ... ....
Julia: Why Nic looks at them askance? Alfredo
: Why Among the homicide squad and the medical There's bad blood since the two do not come near Nic ...
Julia: Ah, okei ... Another thing ... Alfredo
: It amoruccio?
Giulia LEVATI TESTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FROM MY PANTS!
Alfredo sits calmly, then looks at Nic, Julie, Luke and Peter and begins to tell the following story.

Past, late at night. Alfredo
: Gennaro ... want to go to bed or not?
Gennaro: Why should I go to bed? Alfredo
: Why else get the black man ...
Gennaro: Who is the black man? Alfredo
: Maria Carmela.
Gennaro: So I'm sleeping.
10 minutes * after *
Gennaro: Alfredo ... but what you have under your eyes?
Alfredo: You, bad boy idiot .. these are dark circles ...
Gennaro: Why have dark circles ...? Alfredo
: Because a child and annoying pain in the ass does not make me sleep at night!
Gennaro: Alfredo, you have an affair with Angela?
* Needless to say, Alfredo Gennaro monarchy barrel until late at night *
Present:
Luke: You had an affair with Angela??
Alfredo: I'm sorry ... so I can understand and even murderess pedophile, but WITH ANGELA NO!
Nic: Actually I understand ...
Luke: But still, nobody does not like Angela? Alfredo
: No.
Nic: No.
Julia: No.
Piero: No.
Carlo (had nothing to do, but he was lost and searching for hope and arrived here): No.
Nic: Hello Carlo!
Carlo: Treats ...
Nic: Anyway, Gianlu, why do you ask?
Luke: No, because it's back here that listens to everything ...
* The boys look out the door and found Angela in tears *
Angela: No one loves me ...
Carlo: Finally he's prudent!
Julia: And what can you do, it's late ...
Luke: No, not Carla, it's Angela!
Nic: Here there are two idiots ...
Piero: Um ...
Nic: Yes, sorry, I did not remember you ... three ... Angela: * starts screaming furiously *
Alfredo: A Pokemon! Alfredo comes out against Angela and try to capture it with a Poke Ball. But as Angela is not a pokemon (who would have thought) does not capture, so in crisis and begins to recall his past ...
10 YEARS BEFORE:
Alfredo is very nervous, in fact, is coming home the whole family. Thus, while the mother tries to comb the small but to no avail Gennaro, Silvio tells Alfredo that if the will make a bad impression with the family will prevent him to bring his strange friend Umberto ... but in the small room Gennaro arrives with her mother.
Gennaro: Alfredo, I promise to do good, but first let me ask you something?
Alfredo: Alfredo No.
Mom: Come on, be good .. what it costs, for once! Alfredo
: Mom, I'll tell you clearly: do not break my balls ... If you do not stop, I'll rape by Umberto!
Umberto: Va che ci conto!
Silvio : Ma mi consenta... tu che ci fai qui?
Umberto: Ho sentito che c’era da mangiare e mi sono fiondato!
Mamma Alfredo: Gennaro, non prendere esempio da tuo fratello che porta a casa certe bestiole..
Alfredo: Non parlare cosi del mio Bulbasaur!
Mamma Alfredo: Dicevo Umberto...
Alfredo: Beh, effettivamente…*Suona il campanello*
Silvio : Bene, sono arrivati gli ospiti. Alfredo, porta Gennaro al buffet. Donna, tu vieni con me. Umberto, chiuditi in un bagno e fatti le canne.
Umberto: Agli ordini!
Il party proseguiva discretamente, ma Gennaro come suo solito dovette rovinare tutto. Si avvicinò a Alfredo e gli disse l’unica cosa che proprio non avrebbe mai dovuto dire in mezzo a tutti quei parenti.
Gennaro: ma Alfredo, perché hai un sfera pokè sulle maglietta??
Alfredo:Lo ingnoro..Parente brutto e di mezza età: Eh, già, non ne sai niente, tu…
*Alfredo lancia un pugnale verso lo zio colpendolo al cuore*
Zia di Alfredo: Come ti sei permesso???
*Alfredo prende la zia e le spezza le ossa che lancia poi ai cani *
Dà quindi sfogo a tutta la sua violenza e comincia a fare fuori, con mosse alla Luke Skywalker, Zii, Cugini, Cugine, Nonni, Nonne e Parenti vari... Rimangono solo i genitori e Gennaro... così, mentre Silvio tenta la tecnica dell’ Imbroglio Elettorale, Alfredo lo finisce with the technique of the evocation of the secret ending the partisan warrior father. Meanwhile, the mother of Gennaro tries to keep him safe, but Alfredo arrives, takes his mother and throws it to Umberto, who meanwhile was getting the barrels of two young cousins \u200b\u200bAlfredo. This leaves only he and Gennaro Gennaro ...

: Why did you cut off our family?
Alfredo: You're the real culprit ...
Piero: Um ... Alfre
Alfredo: Yes?
Piero: But are you that you have them exterminated ... Alfredo
: These are just details ...

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Gianpiero Alfredo and his revenge on ... Again taken for a ride ...

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Alfredo Secret Files
Stazione di polizia di Termoli. Due giovani poliziotti, Gianpiero (che per comodità chiameremo “Piero”) e Nicola, si preparano a interrogare il prigioniero… Nicholas sighs and pulls look at Piero. Prepare a difficult interrogation, the accused is in fact Marmot Alfredo, the psicopino (psychopathic idiot) ... They enter the classroom where Alfredo is busy playing with Game Boy (Pokemon Sapphire to be exact). As you enter through the window Alfredo Launches Game Boy stunning Umberto who was passing by and start questioning.
Nic: You are the Lord?
Alfredo: Marmot, Marmot Alfredo.
Nic: Marmot Alfredo?? Fuck that name!, You have parents inhuman ...
Alfredo: That's why I've cut off ..
Nic: Ah, but then you admit it! Alfredo
: Never denied.
Nic: Well ... Well but then for what the are asking?
Piero: Simple. The head of the Chamber, your sweet Guild, wants the full report of the psyche of Marmot.
Nic: Do you realize that it will take months and months?
Piero: Go talk to you, then.
Nic: I'm going there without problemi.Il bold Nicola goes out the door and leaving Piero Alfredo alone, and since when Gilda meet Nic and the history is long, the two decide to watch a good porn video: "Simon, A Boiling cop. "
Office Guild
Nic: Um .. I come in?
Guild: Come on. What did you ...?
Nic: Yes, Gilda, well ... Alfredo is as guilty because we have to give him a psychiatric evaluation?
Guild: (Take off your shoes) Come on, are orders from above ... You know that I am rather low in the hierarchy!
Nic: (loosing his pants) Gilda, you're never down, only when ... OBJECTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope Nicola: I rise to interrupt the story that is patently Pornografica obligation and therefore the author to skip the scene he wanted to write ...
Author: So I go back to work on the fiction ...
Hope will be better ...
2 hours after Nicole leaves the room with a lit cigarette, and the pants unbuttoned her blouse open. He went into the room waving Angela, Michael and Gianluca (3 attendants of the palace) and enters the room where are Peter and Alfred, who died of a blowjob and the other to play the Game Boy ...
Nic: I'm fucking Still with Boy! But I want to understand that this is a serious investigation?!? Alfredo: From your colleagues do not say ...
Nic: He is here only because it is the character of the author, but now I want to talk to me: WHY 'YOU KILLED YOUR FAMILY? Alfredo
: Why?? Do you really want to know ...? But well, I'll explain .. 10 YEARS PRIMAAlfredo corrupt cop is a young, team leader of Cream (Team that includes the most unbalanced of the city). Unfortunately can not operate safely because his father (Captain of the very influential city. It is said that you call Silvio) has entrusted a very important task: to supervise his brother Gennaro! Now understand that as both a good and good endure 24 hours on 24 Gennaro is serious business .. But you imagine a nasty toad hair jelly that every moment and there to ask:
Gennaro: why is your name woodchuck? Alfredo
: ... Our parents were wildly copulate while looking at the advertising of Milk.
Gennaro: Alfredo, what it means to copulate?
Alfredo: What you do in porn and copulation!
Gennaro: What's a Porno?
Alfredo: Julia is a Porno.
Gennaro: Ah, Gilda! Alfredo
: Not Gilda, Julia ..
* i two go on for hours, until the Guild does not feel them and grind them to blood * We return to this ... Nic and are amazed by Piero, Gennaro both knew that was a huge pain in the ass but did not expect that someone could even lead to insanity. Piero does not feel to continue the interrogation, rather, would release the poor Alfredo and go back to sleep ... but the door of the interrogation room comes Gianluca (which for convenience we will call "Luke") with its chips and scrounge from Vanessa news for a Piero.

Luke: Um, Mr. Gianni, has just arrived Mr. Nicholas.
Piero: I do not have ...
Luke: Actually, Angela's has just said there was ...
Piero: Damn idiot ...* Like a lightning bolt, breaking the door, Nicholas Hope comes with holy water in hand, the act of exorcising * S
peranza: Gianpiero, damned perverse, how many times have I told you not to write your own misconduct?
* Gianpiero completely ignores the intruder, whistling innocently, pretending not to see or hear ** Suddenly, at the behest of the author, Hope ascends to the sky, disappearing in a cloud of smoke, so we can continue
* Nic: Finally ... Gianlu, the interview with Gennaro think it will be very long. Sit yourself and bring the chips, downstream to ask Vanessa ...
Alfredo: Shit but now that I was capturing Electrabuzz?

PAST .. Gennaro was discharged from the hospital after the blows of the Guild.
Alfredo Gennaro Hello ...
Gennaro: Hello! Look, I gotta ask you something, but I swear it does not kill me ... Alfredo
: Shoot!
Gennaro: BANG!
Alfredo * takes a hammer and smashes on the head * Gennaro

Present
You hear a little noise, Alfredo taking advantage of the distraction of Luke, Peter and Nic is back to play Game Boy ... Nicola is a little angry ...
Nic: But you end up with this Boy?? (Picking up and throwing against the window, hitting Umberto, who had just raised)
Alfredo: Yes, okay, I promise ...
Luke, Nic, wait. How do we know of none other? Nic looks
* VERY * bad Luca
Piero: Wait a minute: I'm going to call our secret agents!
Alfredo: Do \u200b\u200byou have a team of secret services?
Nic: We had, but now we have to cut funding only 2 agents ...
Alfredo: It would be ...?
Piero: Julia and Michael. (Of genuine "devil and holy water")
Alfredo: Shit, we're in good hands ...
Piero goes to retrieve the two, but in his attempt to find the risk of being assaulted by a man who offered him candy, but ultimately fails to dull it and bring the two in front of Alfredo.
Nic: Giulia, Michela, fate il Check-in di 'sto tizio e cercate tutti i Gameboy!
Michela: Ma io...
Giulia: Capito, faccio io... Il ragazzo ha in tutto il corpo 400 Gameboy, alcuni in posti irraggiungibili per me... ne ho levati 392, però... gli altri otto non voglio prenderli...
Nic: Ma dove sono?
Giulia: Nei boxer.Michela: 0///////0
Piero: Marmotta, te li levi da solo o dobbiamo chiamare Angela??
*Alfredo si leva immediatamente gli 8 Gameboy dai boxer*
Luca: 'Sta minaccia funziona con tutti..
Nic: Vero.. A proposito, Alfredo, è da tanto tempo che voglio chiederti una cosa...
Alfredo: Vai..
Nic: Perche cazzo hai una mutanda sulla testa?
Alfredo: Because these are the pants of my beloved Julia!
All: What !?!?! *
voice of hope from heaven: "O Holy Father Michelle ** faints ** Guenda sprout out of nowhere and Fabiana (the first one jumping for no apparent reason) * Guenda: there, there, there. Emergency medical team Michael ... The picked us. la la la
Nic: Go ahead ... Tsk ... Fabiana
: ... Gianpiero
: ... ....
Julia: Why Nic looks at them askance? Alfredo
: Why Among the homicide squad and the medical There's bad blood since the two do not come near Nic ...
Julia: Ah, okei ... Another thing ... Alfredo
: It amoruccio?
Giulia LEVATI TESTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FROM MY PANTS!
Alfredo sits calmly, then looks at Nic, Julie, Luke and Peter and begins to tell the following story.

Past, late at night. Alfredo
: Gennaro ... want to go to bed or not?
Gennaro: Why should I go to bed? Alfredo
: Why else get the black man ...
Gennaro: Who is the black man? Alfredo
: Maria Carmela.
Gennaro: So I'm sleeping.
10 minutes * after *
Gennaro: Alfredo ... but what you have under your eyes?
Alfredo: You, bad boy idiot .. these are dark circles ...
Gennaro: Why have dark circles ...? Alfredo
: Because a child and annoying pain in the ass does not make me sleep at night!
Gennaro: Alfredo, you have an affair with Angela?
* Needless to say, Alfredo Gennaro monarchy barrel until late at night *
Present:
Luke: You had an affair with Angela??
Alfredo: I'm sorry ... so I can understand and even murderess pedophile, but WITH ANGELA NO!
Nic: Actually I understand ...
Luke: But still, nobody does not like Angela? Alfredo
: No.
Nic: No.
Julia: No.
Piero: No.
Carlo (had nothing to do, but he was lost and searching for hope and arrived here): No.
Nic: Hello Carlo!
Carlo: Treats ...
Nic: Anyway, Gianlu, why do you ask?
Luke: No, because it's back here that listens to everything ...
* The boys look out the door and found Angela in tears *
Angela: No one loves me ...
Carlo: Finally he's prudent!
Julia: And what can you do, it's late ...
Luke: No, not Carla, it's Angela!
Nic: Here there are two idiots ...
Piero: Um ...
Nic: Yes, sorry, I did not remember you ... three ... Angela: * starts screaming furiously *
Alfredo: A Pokemon! Alfredo comes out against Angela and try to capture it with a Poke Ball. But as Angela is not a pokemon (who would have thought) does not capture, so in crisis and begins to recall his past ...
10 YEARS BEFORE:
Alfredo is very nervous, in fact, is coming home the whole family. Thus, while the mother tries to comb the small but to no avail Gennaro, Silvio tells Alfredo that if the will make a bad impression with the family will prevent him to bring his strange friend Umberto ... but in the small room Gennaro arrives with her mother.
Gennaro: Alfredo, I promise to do good, but first let me ask you something?
Alfredo: Alfredo No.
Mom: Come on, be good .. what it costs, for once! Alfredo
: Mom, I'll tell you clearly: do not break my balls ... If you do not stop, I'll rape by Umberto!
Umberto: Va che ci conto!
Silvio : Ma mi consenta... tu che ci fai qui?
Umberto: Ho sentito che c’era da mangiare e mi sono fiondato!
Mamma Alfredo: Gennaro, non prendere esempio da tuo fratello che porta a casa certe bestiole..
Alfredo: Non parlare cosi del mio Bulbasaur!
Mamma Alfredo: Dicevo Umberto...
Alfredo: Beh, effettivamente…*Suona il campanello*
Silvio : Bene, sono arrivati gli ospiti. Alfredo, porta Gennaro al buffet. Donna, tu vieni con me. Umberto, chiuditi in un bagno e fatti le canne.
Umberto: Agli ordini!
Il party proseguiva discretamente, ma Gennaro come suo solito dovette rovinare tutto. Si avvicinò a Alfredo e gli disse l’unica cosa che proprio non avrebbe mai dovuto dire in mezzo a tutti quei parenti.
Gennaro: ma Alfredo, perché hai un sfera pokè sulle maglietta??
Alfredo:Lo ingnoro..Parente brutto e di mezza età: Eh, già, non ne sai niente, tu…
*Alfredo lancia un pugnale verso lo zio colpendolo al cuore*
Zia di Alfredo: Come ti sei permesso???
*Alfredo prende la zia e le spezza le ossa che lancia poi ai cani *
Dà quindi sfogo a tutta la sua violenza e comincia a fare fuori, con mosse alla Luke Skywalker, Zii, Cugini, Cugine, Nonni, Nonne e Parenti vari... Rimangono solo i genitori e Gennaro... così, mentre Silvio tenta la tecnica dell’ Imbroglio Elettorale, Alfredo lo finisce with the technique of the evocation of the secret ending the partisan warrior father. Meanwhile, the mother of Gennaro tries to keep him safe, but Alfredo arrives, takes his mother and throws it to Umberto, who meanwhile was getting the barrels of two young cousins \u200b\u200bAlfredo. This leaves only he and Gennaro Gennaro ...

: Why did you cut off our family?
Alfredo: You're the real culprit ...
Piero: Um ... Alfre
Alfredo: Yes?
Piero: But are you that you have them exterminated ... Alfredo
: These are just details ...

Chapstick Favor Sayings

THE HEROES ARE BACK!!

AFTER a long period of deprivation (CASE TESTS) WE ARE BACK ON THE BLOG ....

FARO SOON HAVE THE PASSWORD TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE CLASS So the blog updates no longer depend on ME AND MY FREQUENT OBNUBILATIO ....

VERY NEXT MEETING TO AQUALAND next Monday, July 9, WHEN SHOULD ALSO LEAVE THE RESULTS OF TESTS. HOPE IN VOTES satisfactory for all, see you around.

CAZZATE Mò PS DO NOT WRITE YOU GET THE PASSWORD. FATE'S SERIOUS!

A KISS TO ALL ....

Chapstick Favor Sayings

THE HEROES ARE BACK!!

AFTER a long period of deprivation (CASE TESTS) WE ARE BACK ON THE BLOG ....

FARO SOON HAVE THE PASSWORD TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE CLASS So the blog updates no longer depend on ME AND MY FREQUENT OBNUBILATIO ....

VERY NEXT MEETING TO AQUALAND next Monday, July 9, WHEN SHOULD ALSO LEAVE THE RESULTS OF TESTS. HOPE IN VOTES satisfactory for all, see you around.

CAZZATE Mò PS DO NOT WRITE YOU GET THE PASSWORD. FATE'S SERIOUS!

A KISS TO ALL ....

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NO PLACE AND 'OUT ... Revelations

"Can miles truly separate us from a friend? If you want to be next to someone you love, do not you already there?"

Why Does My Breast Milk Sours On My Baby Stomach

NO PLACE AND 'OUT ... Revelations

"Can miles truly separate us from a friend? If you want to be next to someone you love, do not you already there?"

Kidney Infectiontingling Fingers

to Masaki

on Gilda, do not do that, get out of the covers that tell you an interesting story hard!!

"We were four friends at the bar who wanted to get the barrels" ...

No, we're serious. There were once four friends, Upy, Al, and Gianliù Gianpi (STI compound nouns are a break from today .. call me God. Short and easy to remember).
He was sitting comfortably in Masaki, soaking up the sun (and I Upy) ee drinking coffee ... There was talk of
copy exam (Gianliù Upy and, of course ... tsk stk) and girls who passed by (Al, Upy and 'Luke, even more obvious ... tsk tsk) and Alfredo Upy pregrava not to return to emissions (of course ovvissimo).
NOW GET THE SHOT: after passa l'ennesima coppia di ragazzine di primo superiore che sembrano diciotenni, uno dei quattro di cui non farò il nome (IAUCA-capitemi-) dice:
ve lo giuro su Dio che è vero
"COMUNQUE ALTRO CHE QUESTE!!! SE IO STO A LETTO CON GILDA E FUORI CASA SCOPPIA Nà GUERRA NO ME NE FOTTE NIENTE..."

Elenchiamo in ordine le reazioni a questa frase:
1- Il sole si oscura
2- I signori a fianco ci guardano schifati
3- Gli altri tre commensali si guardano in silenzio assoluto
4- Per un attimo il tempo si ferma e Dio riavvolge il tempo per poter risentire
5- Tutti scoppiamo a ridere... sgrizzi di caffè ovunque, patatine flying
6 - The defendant retains an expression very serious all the time ... as if he had just read a passage from the Gospel ...
What to say?? We've hit bottom ... The culprit is now our ...
Or better not say anything ... Amen

Kidney Infectiontingling Fingers

to Masaki

on Gilda, do not do that, get out of the covers that tell you an interesting story hard!!

"We were four friends at the bar who wanted to get the barrels" ...

No, we're serious. There were once four friends, Upy, Al, and Gianliù Gianpi (STI compound nouns are a break from today .. call me God. Short and easy to remember).
He was sitting comfortably in Masaki, soaking up the sun (and I Upy) ee drinking coffee ... There was talk of
copy exam (Gianliù Upy and, of course ... tsk stk) and girls who passed by (Al, Upy and 'Luke, even more obvious ... tsk tsk) and Alfredo Upy pregrava not to return to emissions (of course ovvissimo).
NOW GET THE SHOT: after passa l'ennesima coppia di ragazzine di primo superiore che sembrano diciotenni, uno dei quattro di cui non farò il nome (IAUCA-capitemi-) dice:
ve lo giuro su Dio che è vero
"COMUNQUE ALTRO CHE QUESTE!!! SE IO STO A LETTO CON GILDA E FUORI CASA SCOPPIA Nà GUERRA NO ME NE FOTTE NIENTE..."

Elenchiamo in ordine le reazioni a questa frase:
1- Il sole si oscura
2- I signori a fianco ci guardano schifati
3- Gli altri tre commensali si guardano in silenzio assoluto
4- Per un attimo il tempo si ferma e Dio riavvolge il tempo per poter risentire
5- Tutti scoppiamo a ridere... sgrizzi di caffè ovunque, patatine flying
6 - The defendant retains an expression very serious all the time ... as if he had just read a passage from the Gospel ...
What to say?? We've hit bottom ... The culprit is now our ...
Or better not say anything ... Amen

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moment of true Commezione and wrath

Ore 16.05. I am writing from a computer of the State railways, because, unfortunately, Tele2 has not yet decided to give me the ADSL line and certainly not normal.
So to update it just a little from here or from school, but more likely from here, given that Francis does not make us the grace to be present at school and open the computer room ...
I wonder if they pay him for not being there.
Today, with my great regret we could not see 300 in religion, thus one of the curses of Umberto (D. .. say dog \u200b\u200bwith the religious teacher in the classroom is the best), the screams of alfredo and my dear reading Dr. Tolkien (because you always have to say?) the school day is over. How nice to have finished the program of Latin and greek! Sin
be back centuries in Italian history ... We could almost porater examine the fall of the Roman Empire. Wat the West course. Among
sferaggliamenti derailments and very close to me, I leave you to your jobs.
(Just in possession of the best ways will post more pictures) I'm going back to my essay ...
Bye Bye,
Gianpy

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moment of true Commezione and wrath

Ore 16.05. I am writing from a computer of the State railways, because, unfortunately, Tele2 has not yet decided to give me the ADSL line and certainly not normal.
So to update it just a little from here or from school, but more likely from here, given that Francis does not make us the grace to be present at school and open the computer room ...
I wonder if they pay him for not being there.
Today, with my great regret we could not see 300 in religion, thus one of the curses of Umberto (D. .. say dog \u200b\u200bwith the religious teacher in the classroom is the best), the screams of alfredo and my dear reading Dr. Tolkien (because you always have to say?) the school day is over. How nice to have finished the program of Latin and greek! Sin
be back centuries in Italian history ... We could almost porater examine the fall of the Roman Empire. Wat the West course. Among
sferaggliamenti derailments and very close to me, I leave you to your jobs.
(Just in possession of the best ways will post more pictures) I'm going back to my essay ...
Bye Bye,
Gianpy

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Good memories, old adventures

Hello everyone! What I present to you a little something I wrote for Julia's birthday last year. I reread and found a lot of fun, and then waiting for the post on Berino, read on. The protagonists are all those in my class. (Coming soon Pictures)

AND NOW THE PARTY STARTED
Termoli, O king 8:00
Giulia has risen from a little 'and is quite nervous ... In fact, today is his birthday ... all this for mere mortals is a day of fun, but for her ... mean loser! ... In fact, the amiable Professor Cream, which like all we have the joy of life when it is replaced by Vieri, ruled on this same day the task in class. Julia, who unlike other (Alfredo is seen) is not stupid, he decided to strand. So he decided to be be picked up by a friend, Gianni, who is waiting with his Motorazzo (a bike that is not worth a shit) out of his Palaz zo, next to a cactus ...
Giulia Gianni ... do not really know how to thank you! Gianpiero
: Not at all, Down ... About ... Mica has sgam someone, right ...?
Julia: No, do not worry ... Gianpiero
* makes the sign of the cross and thank God * Gianpiero
: Thank goodness, I missed I just saw and I was in my place! Come on, come on!
Giulia Okei ... But I know one thing! Gianpiero
: Yeah, well tell ...
Julia: Why not move the cactus?

The two immediately put on the defensive, ready to receive whatever is beneath the cactus ... Ruscetti drunk and get us back, in shorts and T-shirt of Napoli, who pronounces words intradu tivity to the human ear. Very gently (taking a slap) Julia wakes him up and drags him on the bike.
Gianpy: Down But who are we to make of Nicole?
Julia: To arrive at your home we have to go to school ... that beast will be useful!
Gianpy: Okei ...

On Motorazzo, the likeable trio are all Termoli beats until you get near the school. Just managed to pass the traffic light, the three bring in a dog, ignoring ... Meanwhile, the dog left alone or takes human form ... or similar ... since it is Alfredo!

Alfredo Umbertino! I paired!
Umberto (Checked out of nowhere): I Alfredetto _: who did this ...? Alfredo
three people burst vein ...
Umberto: Shit, I destroyed the scooter during the last meeting of psychopathic murderers ... I understand ... We will follow the bastards on the combine!

San Giacomo, 10:00
The three arrive in St. James. Gianpiero go to take a breakfast bar, Nicola goes looking for trouble (if ever), Julia goes home to Gianpy to get some sleep '.
Gianpy the bar:
Gianpy: Gino, give me a crodino! Gino
: At 10 o'clock in the morning?
Gianpy: Oh .. the author is poor, put advertising on the blog to make some money ...
Gino: I see ... However I do not have alcohol, soft drinks, and even drink coca cola ... the room is drained them all that one! (Points to Angela)
Gianpy (Angela): BAD "AOC + eup! Why have you finished the alcohol?! (It must be said that this man has a strong sensitivity)
Angela: They've all gone ... I have lasciatoooooooooooooo ...
Gianpy: I understand them ... A
Angela: No one understands my pain ... I'm going to kill myself!
Gianpy: Go ahead ... but not today, that there is a surprise party for Julia and Nicholas already has ruined me drunk!
Angela: I'll wait tomorrow _;
House Gianpy
Giulia magnificence on the couch with a Coke in hand and watch cable TV (all obviously at the expense of Gianpy), sneering that life is so ... Until the San Giacomesi flatten the room ... controlled by the sound of a piano ... controlled by Guenda!
Giulia 0___0
Guenda: Where is Gianpiero!?
Julia: To you, who cares?
Guenda: I decided to change personality and I decisoi starting with the murder of Gianni ...
Julia: What the fuck is the idea?
Guenda: Hey, what the hell do I know?
Giulia rude ...
Guenda: Speak one who dresses as a hooker ...
Julia: I'll ammazzoooooooooooo!
Guenda: Well, now only want to kill Gianpy ... I'll see ...
Julia: But no ...
refreshment room of St. James, at 16:00 (the festival will be held at 20:00)
Gianpiero is looking into the room ... is not nothing unusual, except someone who already binge eating Rie ...
Gianpy: Vanessa! Maria Carmela! The two
: Yes?
Gianpy: What are you doing here?
Two: The company that takes care of organizing everything is our ..
Gianpy: Who is the idiot who took it? The two
: Actually it was you ...
Gianpy:-___-

House Gianpy ... At 17:00
Guenda has given up and she went home to scrounge Gianpiero ... with them also James who came calling shortly after his assault on the house ... all three are discussing this and that ...
Julia: But I think Gianluca is dumb as can be, but between the legs has a preposterous beast ...
Guenda: Even the loser of Alfredo is not bad!
James: Guenda, but you say!
Giulia Guenda:-__-
Julia: Then who else is there?
Guenda: The moron that I had to kill?
Julia: Well, it's not too bad, but no ...
Guenda: It certainly is better than some people ... (Look at James) ...
James (Mad): Yes, yes ... it's good! Look what he found ... Flashback

Alfredo's home just ... so we have given autoerotism GiuliaXGuenda with a video found on the internet ... But James left the jacket at home and went to retrieve it ... finding horrifying vision so the two made a pact: the video for the secret ... End Flashback

James: Look what I found in the home of your dear friend!
Giulia Guenda see the video and prepare spiked club.
Julia: It 's dead.
Guenda: No, not dead ... it vaporized!
James: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Did I put in the ass!

House Gilda, at 17:30
Gianpy while everyone is waiting for guild mates going to the party of Julia ... but while waiting, breaking through a door, enter and Giulia Guenda pissed as weasels wielding weapons of considerable size, and attempting to chop / shoot / pulverize Gianpiero, which is found between two crazy not knowing what to do ... until a combine does not stop the massacre.
Umberto: It was you who tan well (Points to a pile of meat that was previously Alfredo) my Alfredetto?
Guenda: No!
Julia: No! Gianpiero
: No, and I'm risking death!
Guild: No, and I'm raping my friends 2!
2 friends raped: No, we're fine and well, thank you!
Umberto: So who was it??
All: Hope! Umberto
: Really?
All: Yes ... Yes
Umberto: Well, then I go ...!
Julia: You idiot!

Umberto Guenda and go away, followed shortly after by the two examiners and Gilda going to dress ... Gianpiero remain only ... and before Julia could say something, grabs her and takes her to a shed.
Julia: Oh, you bastard, what do you want me?
Gianpy: Close your eyes and shut up ...
Julia: Okay ... Indeed, NO!
Nicola (who opens the door where you see a giant banner): Happy birthday, fool! Gianpiero
: But you always have to ruin all times, you? -_-
Giulia enters the room followed by Nicola and Gianpy and find all the classmates and celebrate pazzeggiano ... in order we have ...

1) Gianni, who goes to sit at the table of the unfortunate ones to get the reeds, including Carlo (obvious), Gianluca (still most obvious) and Hope (who is so idiot who does not notice that the Pope is waiting for him outside with the Popemobile parked on the second row);

2) Umberto, sitting at the table of chips, plotting how to kill Hope, and a little farther on, two unidentified spornazzano on a table;
3) Angela, who attempts suicide ignored by everyone and everything;
4) Vanessa and Maria Carmela, who strafogano of food, have indigestion and risk death ...
5) People who kill a number of blowjobs watching the famous video of GiuliaXGuenda ... Michael looks at them and passes out ...
6) Guild, which creates a kind of ticket of its customers ...
7) Theodora, who asks, and Umberto Alfredo How can we be human ... the two go nell'angolino to cry
8) Nicholas, they just get drunk takes a colossal (even a perfect representative has its weaknesses) and shamelessly tries with Simon ... fell to the ground after just 10 minutes;
9) Alfredo, which eventually towed some ... this is Angela's friend Gilda, then that will prove to be a transsexual named John ... Nicola, when you know, comment saying that he would be able to do better ... Alfredo's will break your jaw;
10) Umberto, Gianluca Carlo and we try to turn with every female / male ... Gianpiero tow will be unique ... go to bed a fattissima pocketed ... Alfredo will end up with four more complex and Gianpiero lined with a moped ... Although there are 14 eyewitnesses to the guilty will never be detected;
11) Nicola, recovered for the entire evening will only set up Simon ... not combining absolutely shit. The arrival of Rocco and Young of San Martino, where Gilda and Simon will lose his head at the first moment, Nicola will be defined in a state that is growing very ... will be found to talk to the cacti;
12) Gianluca said he was an IV of A. .. it looked disgusted and preferred Antonello him ... Needless to say, Gianluca attempted suicide ...
Hours 3:00 am.

La festa è finita. C’e chi dorme, chi tromba e chi è svenuto... Giulia esce dalla stanza e va a prendere una boccata d’aria, ove trova Alfredo e Umberto svenuti, Gianpiero a fumare, Nicola che parla con i cactus e Speranza con la macchina fotografica .
Gianpy: Allora Giulia... ti e piaciuta la festa?
Giulia: ……
Gianpy: Scommetto che dirai di no, adesso...
Giulia: Sì ^_^Gianpy: 0___0
Giulia: Perché quella faccia?
Gianpy: Tu che non dici No... è da immortalare 'sta foto... Alfredo e Umberto, viente un attimo!
I due: Ho sonno...
Gianpy: Dai, solo una foto a me, Giulia, Uomo cactus e i due morti...
Speranza: E va bene, faccio io

*Speranza scatta la foto*
Giulia: E' venuta proprio bene...
Gianpy: Già... Ho anche la didascalia per la foto!
Giulia: Cioè?
Gianpiero: Buon compleanno Giulia ^_^

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The Best Days Of Our Lives

Prima di passare alla buonanotte vi presento quello che generalmente era per me una giornata tipo a scuola l'anno passato (dico era perchè purtroppo qualcuno è stato bocciato, ma non faccio nomi [NICOLA RUSCETTI]).
Dopo aver letto ricordatevi che questa descritta incarna solo una COMUNISSIMA giornata.

UNA COMUNISSIMA GIORNATA
Era un normalissimo lunedì mattina, i raggi del sole illuminavano la mia stanza: aprii gli occhi e fissai il soffitto, un pensiero mi assillava e continuavo a meditarci sopra: “Fa freddo, siamo a metà gennaio, perché dormo ancora con le coperte di velluto?”. A quel punto diedi un’occhiata alla sveglia, erano le 7, 15 mi ero svegliato un quarto d’ora più tardi del solito, infatti avevo fame (come sempre del resto!!!). Andai in cucina, aprii il frigorifero, presi latte e biscotti e li versai nella tazza. Poi andai a lavarmi, dopo di che mi vestii e sprofondai nella poltrona.
MOTHER: You're repeating history?
IO: Yes Mom! "Where was I ?........... ah yes! Minnie told Mickey: Goofy name, and say at once that ... ... ... "After about ten minutes
prepared a backpack and left the house. Soooooo slow-footed my way to school, and walked slowly, more slowly, more slowly, eventually discovers that he stops at the front door!
finally arrived at school (by car) and I went to the front pew next to Nicola. The first hour we had the task of chemistry, as usual, the class was concentrated in the corner where she sat Michael explained that while some thirty different rules of chemistry and mathematics. Maria, a classmate of Michael was quiet, she knew she had next to a super genius who would help during the task (I would do I correct him!). I, too, I explain a thing or two from Michael (correct me two or three hundred) after which I returned to my seat and I asked Nicola.
IO: Did you bring your calculator, right?
Nicola: But damn! I'm going to get one in B. Puffing
Nicola stood up ... ... ... ... I had never DONE !!!!!
As soon as you got the package began to fall from the sleeves, collar, pants and even the pants! There were so many sheets that our companions broke away the blackboard and used it as a toboggan.
I was literally blown away and looked at Nicholas with a look questioningly.
Nicola: What? I had written a couple of formulas that I could not remember ... ... ... ...
was an impossible task: we had to clean the classroom before the teacher. First of all, we sent two guys to check the position of Professor, and when we came back it was reported that the ground floor (we were the first one!) And was climbing the stairs. Ah ... Okay ... there was time! To clean the class by mobilizing all the school janitors, in less than a second class came back clean and shining like before (AHAHAHAHAHAHAH that joke)! We all sat in our seats just in time for the arrival of the professor who greeted us with a "Good morning" and we "Good teacher gioooorno !!!!". He began to distribute the tasks included: four problems, a reaction and Sali .. The class fell silent grave! All were puzzling to try to decipher the strange language! All except Michael who was in the fourth game! Meanwhile, we were equipped
: Alfredo spoke with the headset with a Swedish scientist, Umberto was helping his sister using a radio, Hope sent fifty help messages Fabiana Guenda and tried to copy the work of Angela with a mirror! But the best equipped that Simon was trying to copy the work of Michael with a telescope that had lent to NASA!
At the end of the task they rushed from Michael to compare results, and as usual, almost no one was! Michelle: "Hey! Gianpiero (the only one that does not shorten my name) how was the task? "
IO: Male, as usual !............ You pretty! (Shooting, getting up and looking fierce Alfredo air) because when I asked you to pass the problem on ph thou hast spent the reaction, even wrong?
Alfredo:: Um ... ... I did not understand ... ....
ME: But how? I've yelled at the megaphone and the teacher has even raised his head to look around! You'll pay for this!
So I chasing him for the entire class, then began to jump from bench to bench.
I put it back to the wall, but with a surprise move he grabbed the chandelier, I jumped and I hung on his legs, but the chandelier gave way and fell to the ground!
Now we had another problem: how to plug that hole in the wall?
Nicola: Why do not you try chewing gum?
I've heard of weird ideas around, but this surpasses them all, so we started to chew and eventually succeeded to plug the hole.
few minutes later came the Professor's Mate who did not notice anything, but what sciroc ... Umberto told everything from following me and Alfredo chewing gum!
PROFESSOR: Well .... It is normal ... ... all the boys are a bit '... .... How to say ... .. VIVID!
The rest of the time spent writing and painting the Mate on the benches. Mate after we had two hours of history: the teacher came in and asked Michael. She was the best in history, just say a date at random and she tells you all the events that have happened in that period. BEST OF THE INTERNET !!!!!!
PROFESSOR: Well Michael talk of a topic you like!
MICHEL: I will speak from the Big Bang until now!
So Michael began to speak, was better than an encyclopedia: the facts told with such precision that it seemed that they had lived!
The minutes passed, Michael was speaking, the class's attention was directed to the flight of a fly, (all but Nicholas was reading the unit under the desk!) Even played a trio with Professor Alfredo.
Eventually the two hours went by and the bell rang.
PROF: "Praised be Jesus Christ" (I thought). Well Michael you can go right!
MICHEL: But I have not finished talking about the Congress of Vienna!
PROF: The next time! "Never more! ".
few minutes later he arrived in class the teacher of English: put the bag on the chair and began to speak.
PROF: What's up guys, you look good!
ME: Maybe we'd see better if you giraste!
The teacher turned around and began to explain.
PROF: kjgdznhlgstàkadmgfsfmvalsjgòmsdhs (theoretically as English is conceived by the majority of the class) ....
and keep up to half an hour! Suddenly he began to look for something and ordered us to help you, we obviously happy to obey waste time! We looked everywhere, but we found nothing, not only Hope was busy reading a book of science policies!
Ten minutes before the bell rang Nicola had another stroke of genius! Nicola
: Teacher! But what are we looking for?
PROF: My glasses!
Hope: But you have them on me!
PROFESSOR: It 's true! Thank you for finding them! You deserve to own a nice 10!
Hope: You're a geek!
Finally the bell rang: We got in line for the procession and stopped to talk in school. While I
, Nicola and Alfredo were immersed in a conversation on the imminent collapse of our already fragile sanity, we spent the next be ... ... ... ... Universe: Carlo! How
al solito scosse violentemente me e Alfredo che molto diplomaticamente, senza pensarci due volte ci gettammo su di lui e la massacrammo di botte!!
Intanto Michela, che era un tipo tranquillo e pacifico, cominciò a camminare avanti e indietro tenendo in mano un cartello con la scritta: “ABBASSO LA VIOLENZA, RISPETTATEVI GLI UNI CON GLI ALTRI, SE TI DANNO UNO SCHIAFFO PORGI L’ALTRA GUANCIA, PERDONATE CHI VI FA UN TORTO”.
Ma io e Alfredo ignoravamo completamente il movimento non violento di Michela e continuavamo a picchiarlo a sangue!!!
Finalmente capì che il suo movimento non violento non serviva a niente, così venne verso di noi e ci divise.
Michela: Ragazzi, non si fa così, ma così!!!
E così dicendo diede un pugno così forte a Carlo che gli fece girare la testa a 360°.
Michela: AAAAAHHHH!!! Mi sono sfogata!
Detto questo se ne andò, lasciando tutti a bocca aperta!!
Mentre io, Nicola e Alfredo tornavamo a casa c’era silenzio, il primo a romperlo fu Nicola.
Nicola:Oggi i miei genitori non ci sono, perché non venite a pranzare a casa mia? Non mi va di stare da solo con mia sorella!!
Io: Per me va bene!
Alfredo:Anche per me!!
Io: ma non hai il pullman?
Alfredo: Ma tu, ti fidi di me?
Crollo della conversazione
Nicola: Allora compriamo quattro margherite alla pizzeria di fronte casa mia!
Davanti alla pizza, was the sister of Nicola: Eleanor (not her real name because I do not remember the real one) that he began to speak with the brother of a certain girl of a certain school ... So while those two were talking, me and Alfred had to take the pizzas !
arrived at the home of Nicola began to eat immediately, but after five minutes Alfredo dropped the pizza on coca cola!
Alfredo: I think I know how to do it, I once read in a chemistry book how to undo the effect of coca cola!
So he began to pour the detergent on the pizza, then the baking soda, ammonia, shampoo, antibiotic, toothpaste and shaving cream!
Alfredo: I can not remember the formula, perhaps doing so ... ... ... ..
and poured a few drops of vinegar on the "pizza" that began to swell even more! We came out of the kitchen and a few seconds later we heard a huge explosion!
Me: What happened?
Nicola: Why is everything exploded? Alfredo
: Maybe I understand what happened, the joining of gas with the gas Z4G12 X39K4 resulted in the formation of a sequence of atoms of the 8K3 which, together with molecules of sulfuric acid H2SO4 caused an implosion of all protons' inside the body, which overloaded molecules mixed G140 caused the explosion that we heard! You understood not?? What a fool I am!! How did I not thought of that before!?!
IO: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ??????
Nicola: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ??????
Sister Nicola: Yes, but I'm hungry !!!!! Fortunately
Nicola knew a famous Norwegian architect who came directly from Oslo to rebuild the kitchen!
course the afternoon was devoted to the study! (ND ME: What a waste of time! Alfredo ND: Why we must sprecare i migliori anni della nostra vita così? ND Nicola sta per parlare ma viene interrotto:TU STUDIA!).
Alfredo decise che avrebbe risolto tutte le equazioni e tutti i problemi del libro di algebra e del libro di geometria, ma sfortunatamente li aveva già fatti, così iniziò a ripetere storia.
Nicola cominciò a fare il questionario di filosofia e io cercavo disperatamente di decifrare quello strano linguaggio del libro di scienze.
IO: Non capisco una sola parola di quello che dice questo stupido libro!
Alfredo: Forse se lo giri al contrario ci capisci di più!!
Finiti i compiti giocammo a monopoli: come al solito Nicola cercava di prendere i soldi e le proprietà di Alfredo e viceversa, ma I did not realize that while I was taking all their money!
That evening each of us thought back to that day: 23.00
My Home.
IO: "Today I just spent a beautiful day, and hope to pass other way and I'm sure that right now the others are thinking the same thing!" Ore 23.02
Alfredo House and House of Nicholas.
Alfredo and Nicola Ronfi FIUUUUUU Ronfi !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Best Days Of Our Lives

Prima di passare alla buonanotte vi presento quello che generalmente era per me una giornata tipo a scuola l'anno passato (dico era perchè purtroppo qualcuno è stato bocciato, ma non faccio nomi [NICOLA RUSCETTI]).
Dopo aver letto ricordatevi che questa descritta incarna solo una COMUNISSIMA giornata.

UNA COMUNISSIMA GIORNATA
Era un normalissimo lunedì mattina, i raggi del sole illuminavano la mia stanza: aprii gli occhi e fissai il soffitto, un pensiero mi assillava e continuavo a meditarci sopra: “Fa freddo, siamo a metà gennaio, perché dormo ancora con le coperte di velluto?”. A quel punto diedi un’occhiata alla sveglia, erano le 7, 15 mi ero svegliato un quarto d’ora più tardi del solito, infatti avevo fame (come sempre del resto!!!). Andai in cucina, aprii il frigorifero, presi latte e biscotti e li versai nella tazza. Poi andai a lavarmi, dopo di che mi vestii e sprofondai nella poltrona.
MOTHER: You're repeating history?
IO: Yes Mom! "Where was I ?........... ah yes! Minnie told Mickey: Goofy name, and say at once that ... ... ... "After about ten minutes
prepared a backpack and left the house. Soooooo slow-footed my way to school, and walked slowly, more slowly, more slowly, eventually discovers that he stops at the front door!
finally arrived at school (by car) and I went to the front pew next to Nicola. The first hour we had the task of chemistry, as usual, the class was concentrated in the corner where she sat Michael explained that while some thirty different rules of chemistry and mathematics. Maria, a classmate of Michael was quiet, she knew she had next to a super genius who would help during the task (I would do I correct him!). I, too, I explain a thing or two from Michael (correct me two or three hundred) after which I returned to my seat and I asked Nicola.
IO: Did you bring your calculator, right?
Nicola: But damn! I'm going to get one in B. Puffing
Nicola stood up ... ... ... ... I had never DONE !!!!!
As soon as you got the package began to fall from the sleeves, collar, pants and even the pants! There were so many sheets that our companions broke away the blackboard and used it as a toboggan.
I was literally blown away and looked at Nicholas with a look questioningly.
Nicola: What? I had written a couple of formulas that I could not remember ... ... ... ...
was an impossible task: we had to clean the classroom before the teacher. First of all, we sent two guys to check the position of Professor, and when we came back it was reported that the ground floor (we were the first one!) And was climbing the stairs. Ah ... Okay ... there was time! To clean the class by mobilizing all the school janitors, in less than a second class came back clean and shining like before (AHAHAHAHAHAHAH that joke)! We all sat in our seats just in time for the arrival of the professor who greeted us with a "Good morning" and we "Good teacher gioooorno !!!!". He began to distribute the tasks included: four problems, a reaction and Sali .. The class fell silent grave! All were puzzling to try to decipher the strange language! All except Michael who was in the fourth game! Meanwhile, we were equipped
: Alfredo spoke with the headset with a Swedish scientist, Umberto was helping his sister using a radio, Hope sent fifty help messages Fabiana Guenda and tried to copy the work of Angela with a mirror! But the best equipped that Simon was trying to copy the work of Michael with a telescope that had lent to NASA!
At the end of the task they rushed from Michael to compare results, and as usual, almost no one was! Michelle: "Hey! Gianpiero (the only one that does not shorten my name) how was the task? "
IO: Male, as usual !............ You pretty! (Shooting, getting up and looking fierce Alfredo air) because when I asked you to pass the problem on ph thou hast spent the reaction, even wrong?
Alfredo:: Um ... ... I did not understand ... ....
ME: But how? I've yelled at the megaphone and the teacher has even raised his head to look around! You'll pay for this!
So I chasing him for the entire class, then began to jump from bench to bench.
I put it back to the wall, but with a surprise move he grabbed the chandelier, I jumped and I hung on his legs, but the chandelier gave way and fell to the ground!
Now we had another problem: how to plug that hole in the wall?
Nicola: Why do not you try chewing gum?
I've heard of weird ideas around, but this surpasses them all, so we started to chew and eventually succeeded to plug the hole.
few minutes later came the Professor's Mate who did not notice anything, but what sciroc ... Umberto told everything from following me and Alfredo chewing gum!
PROFESSOR: Well .... It is normal ... ... all the boys are a bit '... .... How to say ... .. VIVID!
The rest of the time spent writing and painting the Mate on the benches. Mate after we had two hours of history: the teacher came in and asked Michael. She was the best in history, just say a date at random and she tells you all the events that have happened in that period. BEST OF THE INTERNET !!!!!!
PROFESSOR: Well Michael talk of a topic you like!
MICHEL: I will speak from the Big Bang until now!
So Michael began to speak, was better than an encyclopedia: the facts told with such precision that it seemed that they had lived!
The minutes passed, Michael was speaking, the class's attention was directed to the flight of a fly, (all but Nicholas was reading the unit under the desk!) Even played a trio with Professor Alfredo.
Eventually the two hours went by and the bell rang.
PROF: "Praised be Jesus Christ" (I thought). Well Michael you can go right!
MICHEL: But I have not finished talking about the Congress of Vienna!
PROF: The next time! "Never more! ".
few minutes later he arrived in class the teacher of English: put the bag on the chair and began to speak.
PROF: What's up guys, you look good!
ME: Maybe we'd see better if you giraste!
The teacher turned around and began to explain.
PROF: kjgdznhlgstàkadmgfsfmvalsjgòmsdhs (theoretically as English is conceived by the majority of the class) ....
and keep up to half an hour! Suddenly he began to look for something and ordered us to help you, we obviously happy to obey waste time! We looked everywhere, but we found nothing, not only Hope was busy reading a book of science policies!
Ten minutes before the bell rang Nicola had another stroke of genius! Nicola
: Teacher! But what are we looking for?
PROF: My glasses!
Hope: But you have them on me!
PROFESSOR: It 's true! Thank you for finding them! You deserve to own a nice 10!
Hope: You're a geek!
Finally the bell rang: We got in line for the procession and stopped to talk in school. While I
, Nicola and Alfredo were immersed in a conversation on the imminent collapse of our already fragile sanity, we spent the next be ... ... ... ... Universe: Carlo! How
al solito scosse violentemente me e Alfredo che molto diplomaticamente, senza pensarci due volte ci gettammo su di lui e la massacrammo di botte!!
Intanto Michela, che era un tipo tranquillo e pacifico, cominciò a camminare avanti e indietro tenendo in mano un cartello con la scritta: “ABBASSO LA VIOLENZA, RISPETTATEVI GLI UNI CON GLI ALTRI, SE TI DANNO UNO SCHIAFFO PORGI L’ALTRA GUANCIA, PERDONATE CHI VI FA UN TORTO”.
Ma io e Alfredo ignoravamo completamente il movimento non violento di Michela e continuavamo a picchiarlo a sangue!!!
Finalmente capì che il suo movimento non violento non serviva a niente, così venne verso di noi e ci divise.
Michela: Ragazzi, non si fa così, ma così!!!
E così dicendo diede un pugno così forte a Carlo che gli fece girare la testa a 360°.
Michela: AAAAAHHHH!!! Mi sono sfogata!
Detto questo se ne andò, lasciando tutti a bocca aperta!!
Mentre io, Nicola e Alfredo tornavamo a casa c’era silenzio, il primo a romperlo fu Nicola.
Nicola:Oggi i miei genitori non ci sono, perché non venite a pranzare a casa mia? Non mi va di stare da solo con mia sorella!!
Io: Per me va bene!
Alfredo:Anche per me!!
Io: ma non hai il pullman?
Alfredo: Ma tu, ti fidi di me?
Crollo della conversazione
Nicola: Allora compriamo quattro margherite alla pizzeria di fronte casa mia!
Davanti alla pizza, was the sister of Nicola: Eleanor (not her real name because I do not remember the real one) that he began to speak with the brother of a certain girl of a certain school ... So while those two were talking, me and Alfred had to take the pizzas !
arrived at the home of Nicola began to eat immediately, but after five minutes Alfredo dropped the pizza on coca cola!
Alfredo: I think I know how to do it, I once read in a chemistry book how to undo the effect of coca cola!
So he began to pour the detergent on the pizza, then the baking soda, ammonia, shampoo, antibiotic, toothpaste and shaving cream!
Alfredo: I can not remember the formula, perhaps doing so ... ... ... ..
and poured a few drops of vinegar on the "pizza" that began to swell even more! We came out of the kitchen and a few seconds later we heard a huge explosion!
Me: What happened?
Nicola: Why is everything exploded? Alfredo
: Maybe I understand what happened, the joining of gas with the gas Z4G12 X39K4 resulted in the formation of a sequence of atoms of the 8K3 which, together with molecules of sulfuric acid H2SO4 caused an implosion of all protons' inside the body, which overloaded molecules mixed G140 caused the explosion that we heard! You understood not?? What a fool I am!! How did I not thought of that before!?!
IO: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ??????
Nicola: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ??????
Sister Nicola: Yes, but I'm hungry !!!!! Fortunately
Nicola knew a famous Norwegian architect who came directly from Oslo to rebuild the kitchen!
course the afternoon was devoted to the study! (ND ME: What a waste of time! Alfredo ND: Why we must sprecare i migliori anni della nostra vita così? ND Nicola sta per parlare ma viene interrotto:TU STUDIA!).
Alfredo decise che avrebbe risolto tutte le equazioni e tutti i problemi del libro di algebra e del libro di geometria, ma sfortunatamente li aveva già fatti, così iniziò a ripetere storia.
Nicola cominciò a fare il questionario di filosofia e io cercavo disperatamente di decifrare quello strano linguaggio del libro di scienze.
IO: Non capisco una sola parola di quello che dice questo stupido libro!
Alfredo: Forse se lo giri al contrario ci capisci di più!!
Finiti i compiti giocammo a monopoli: come al solito Nicola cercava di prendere i soldi e le proprietà di Alfredo e viceversa, ma I did not realize that while I was taking all their money!
That evening each of us thought back to that day: 23.00
My Home.
IO: "Today I just spent a beautiful day, and hope to pass other way and I'm sure that right now the others are thinking the same thing!" Ore 23.02
Alfredo House and House of Nicholas.
Alfredo and Nicola Ronfi FIUUUUUU Ronfi !!!!!!!!!!!!!