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Alfredo Secret Files
Stazione di polizia di Termoli. Due giovani poliziotti, Gianpiero (che per comodità chiameremo “Piero”) e Nicola, si preparano a interrogare il prigioniero… Nicholas sighs and pulls look at Piero. Prepare a difficult interrogation, the accused is in fact Marmot Alfredo, the psicopino (psychopathic idiot) ... They enter the classroom where Alfredo is busy playing with Game Boy (Pokemon Sapphire to be exact). As you enter through the window Alfredo Launches Game Boy stunning Umberto who was passing by and start questioning.
Nic: You are the Lord?
Alfredo: Marmot, Marmot Alfredo.
Nic: Marmot Alfredo?? Fuck that name!, You have parents inhuman ...
Alfredo: That's why I've cut off ..
Nic: Ah, but then you admit it! Alfredo
: Never denied.
Nic: Well ... Well but then for what the are asking?
Piero: Simple. The head of the Chamber, your sweet Guild, wants the full report of the psyche of Marmot.
Nic: Do you realize that it will take months and months?
Piero: Go talk to you, then.
Nic: I'm going there without problemi.Il bold Nicola goes out the door and leaving Piero Alfredo alone, and since when Gilda meet Nic and the history is long, the two decide to watch a good porn video: "Simon, A Boiling cop. "
Office Guild
Nic: Um .. I come in?
Guild: Come on. What did you ...?
Nic: Yes, Gilda, well ... Alfredo is as guilty because we have to give him a psychiatric evaluation?
Guild: (Take off your shoes) Come on, are orders from above ... You know that I am rather low in the hierarchy!
Nic: (loosing his pants) Gilda, you're never down, only when ... OBJECTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope Nicola: I rise to interrupt the story that is patently Pornografica obligation and therefore the author to skip the scene he wanted to write ...
Author: So I go back to work on the fiction ...
Hope will be better ...
2 hours after Nicole leaves the room with a lit cigarette, and the pants unbuttoned her blouse open. He went into the room waving Angela, Michael and Gianluca (3 attendants of the palace) and enters the room where are Peter and Alfred, who died of a blowjob and the other to play the Game Boy ...
Nic: I'm fucking Still with Boy! But I want to understand that this is a serious investigation?!? Alfredo: From your colleagues do not say ...
Nic: He is here only because it is the character of the author, but now I want to talk to me: WHY 'YOU KILLED YOUR FAMILY? Alfredo
: Why?? Do you really want to know ...? But well, I'll explain .. 10 YEARS PRIMAAlfredo corrupt cop is a young, team leader of Cream (Team that includes the most unbalanced of the city). Unfortunately can not operate safely because his father (Captain of the very influential city. It is said that you call Silvio) has entrusted a very important task: to supervise his brother Gennaro! Now understand that as both a good and good endure 24 hours on 24 Gennaro is serious business .. But you imagine a nasty toad hair jelly that every moment and there to ask:
Gennaro: why is your name woodchuck? Alfredo
: ... Our parents were wildly copulate while looking at the advertising of Milk.
Gennaro: Alfredo, what it means to copulate?
Alfredo: What you do in porn and copulation!
Gennaro: What's a Porno?
Alfredo: Julia is a Porno.
Gennaro: Ah, Gilda! Alfredo
: Not Gilda, Julia ..
* i two go on for hours, until the Guild does not feel them and grind them to blood * We return to this ... Nic and are amazed by Piero, Gennaro both knew that was a huge pain in the ass but did not expect that someone could even lead to insanity. Piero does not feel to continue the interrogation, rather, would release the poor Alfredo and go back to sleep ... but the door of the interrogation room comes Gianluca (which for convenience we will call "Luke") with its chips and scrounge from Vanessa news for a Piero.
Luke: Um, Mr. Gianni, has just arrived Mr. Nicholas.
Piero: I do not have ...
Luke: Actually, Angela's has just said there was ...
Piero: Damn idiot ...* Like a lightning bolt, breaking the door, Nicholas Hope comes with holy water in hand, the act of exorcising * S
peranza: Gianpiero, damned perverse, how many times have I told you not to write your own misconduct?
* Gianpiero completely ignores the intruder, whistling innocently, pretending not to see or hear ** Suddenly, at the behest of the author, Hope ascends to the sky, disappearing in a cloud of smoke, so we can continue
* Nic: Finally ... Gianlu, the interview with Gennaro think it will be very long. Sit yourself and bring the chips, downstream to ask Vanessa ...
Alfredo: Shit but now that I was capturing Electrabuzz?
PAST .. Gennaro was discharged from the hospital after the blows of the Guild.
Alfredo Gennaro Hello ...
Gennaro: Hello! Look, I gotta ask you something, but I swear it does not kill me ... Alfredo
: Shoot!
Gennaro: BANG!
Alfredo * takes a hammer and smashes on the head * Gennaro
Present
You hear a little noise, Alfredo taking advantage of the distraction of Luke, Peter and Nic is back to play Game Boy ... Nicola is a little angry ...
Nic: But you end up with this Boy?? (Picking up and throwing against the window, hitting Umberto, who had just raised)
Alfredo: Yes, okay, I promise ...
Luke, Nic, wait. How do we know of none other? Nic looks
* VERY * bad Luca
Piero: Wait a minute: I'm going to call our secret agents!
Alfredo: Do \u200b\u200byou have a team of secret services?
Nic: We had, but now we have to cut funding only 2 agents ...
Alfredo: It would be ...?
Piero: Julia and Michael. (Of genuine "devil and holy water")
Alfredo: Shit, we're in good hands ...
Piero goes to retrieve the two, but in his attempt to find the risk of being assaulted by a man who offered him candy, but ultimately fails to dull it and bring the two in front of Alfredo.
Nic: Giulia, Michela, fate il Check-in di 'sto tizio e cercate tutti i Gameboy!
Michela: Ma io...
Giulia: Capito, faccio io... Il ragazzo ha in tutto il corpo 400 Gameboy, alcuni in posti irraggiungibili per me... ne ho levati 392, però... gli altri otto non voglio prenderli...
Nic: Ma dove sono?
Giulia: Nei boxer.Michela: 0///////0
Piero: Marmotta, te li levi da solo o dobbiamo chiamare Angela??
*Alfredo si leva immediatamente gli 8 Gameboy dai boxer*
Luca: 'Sta minaccia funziona con tutti..
Nic: Vero.. A proposito, Alfredo, è da tanto tempo che voglio chiederti una cosa...
Alfredo: Vai..
Nic: Perche cazzo hai una mutanda sulla testa?
Alfredo: Because these are the pants of my beloved Julia!
All: What !?!?! *
voice of hope from heaven: "O Holy Father Michelle ** faints ** Guenda sprout out of nowhere and Fabiana (the first one jumping for no apparent reason) * Guenda: there, there, there. Emergency medical team Michael ... The picked us. la la la
Nic: Go ahead ... Tsk ... Fabiana
: ... Gianpiero
: ... ....
Julia: Why Nic looks at them askance? Alfredo
: Why Among the homicide squad and the medical There's bad blood since the two do not come near Nic ...
Julia: Ah, okei ... Another thing ... Alfredo
: It amoruccio?
Giulia LEVATI TESTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FROM MY PANTS!
Alfredo sits calmly, then looks at Nic, Julie, Luke and Peter and begins to tell the following story.
Past, late at night. Alfredo
: Gennaro ... want to go to bed or not?
Gennaro: Why should I go to bed? Alfredo
: Why else get the black man ...
Gennaro: Who is the black man? Alfredo
: Maria Carmela.
Gennaro: So I'm sleeping.
10 minutes * after *
Gennaro: Alfredo ... but what you have under your eyes?
Alfredo: You, bad boy idiot .. these are dark circles ...
Gennaro: Why have dark circles ...? Alfredo
: Because a child and annoying pain in the ass does not make me sleep at night!
Gennaro: Alfredo, you have an affair with Angela?
* Needless to say, Alfredo Gennaro monarchy barrel until late at night *
Present:
Luke: You had an affair with Angela??
Alfredo: I'm sorry ... so I can understand and even murderess pedophile, but WITH ANGELA NO!
Nic: Actually I understand ...
Luke: But still, nobody does not like Angela? Alfredo
: No.
Nic: No.
Julia: No.
Piero: No.
Carlo (had nothing to do, but he was lost and searching for hope and arrived here): No.
Nic: Hello Carlo!
Carlo: Treats ...
Nic: Anyway, Gianlu, why do you ask?
Luke: No, because it's back here that listens to everything ...
* The boys look out the door and found Angela in tears *
Angela: No one loves me ...
Carlo: Finally he's prudent!
Julia: And what can you do, it's late ...
Luke: No, not Carla, it's Angela!
Nic: Here there are two idiots ...
Piero: Um ...
Nic: Yes, sorry, I did not remember you ... three ... Angela: * starts screaming furiously *
Alfredo: A Pokemon! Alfredo comes out against Angela and try to capture it with a Poke Ball. But as Angela is not a pokemon (who would have thought) does not capture, so in crisis and begins to recall his past ...
10 YEARS BEFORE:
Alfredo is very nervous, in fact, is coming home the whole family. Thus, while the mother tries to comb the small but to no avail Gennaro, Silvio tells Alfredo that if the will make a bad impression with the family will prevent him to bring his strange friend Umberto ... but in the small room Gennaro arrives with her mother.
Gennaro: Alfredo, I promise to do good, but first let me ask you something?
Alfredo: Alfredo No.
Mom: Come on, be good .. what it costs, for once! Alfredo
: Mom, I'll tell you clearly: do not break my balls ... If you do not stop, I'll rape by Umberto!
Umberto: Va che ci conto!
Silvio : Ma mi consenta... tu che ci fai qui?
Umberto: Ho sentito che c’era da mangiare e mi sono fiondato!
Mamma Alfredo: Gennaro, non prendere esempio da tuo fratello che porta a casa certe bestiole..
Alfredo: Non parlare cosi del mio Bulbasaur!
Mamma Alfredo: Dicevo Umberto...
Alfredo: Beh, effettivamente…*Suona il campanello*
Silvio : Bene, sono arrivati gli ospiti. Alfredo, porta Gennaro al buffet. Donna, tu vieni con me. Umberto, chiuditi in un bagno e fatti le canne.
Umberto: Agli ordini!
Il party proseguiva discretamente, ma Gennaro come suo solito dovette rovinare tutto. Si avvicinò a Alfredo e gli disse l’unica cosa che proprio non avrebbe mai dovuto dire in mezzo a tutti quei parenti.
Gennaro: ma Alfredo, perché hai un sfera pokè sulle maglietta??
Alfredo:Lo ingnoro..Parente brutto e di mezza età: Eh, già, non ne sai niente, tu…
*Alfredo lancia un pugnale verso lo zio colpendolo al cuore*
Zia di Alfredo: Come ti sei permesso???
*Alfredo prende la zia e le spezza le ossa che lancia poi ai cani *
Dà quindi sfogo a tutta la sua violenza e comincia a fare fuori, con mosse alla Luke Skywalker, Zii, Cugini, Cugine, Nonni, Nonne e Parenti vari... Rimangono solo i genitori e Gennaro... così, mentre Silvio tenta la tecnica dell’ Imbroglio Elettorale, Alfredo lo finisce with the technique of the evocation of the secret ending the partisan warrior father. Meanwhile, the mother of Gennaro tries to keep him safe, but Alfredo arrives, takes his mother and throws it to Umberto, who meanwhile was getting the barrels of two young cousins \u200b\u200bAlfredo. This leaves only he and Gennaro Gennaro ...
: Why did you cut off our family?
Alfredo: You're the real culprit ...
Piero: Um ... Alfre
Alfredo: Yes?
Piero: But are you that you have them exterminated ... Alfredo
: These are just details ...
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