Hello everyone! What I present to you a little something I wrote for Julia's birthday last year. I reread and found a lot of fun, and then waiting for the post on Berino, read on. The protagonists are all those in my class. (Coming soon Pictures)
AND NOW THE PARTY STARTED Termoli, O king
8:00 Giulia has risen from a little 'and is quite nervous ... In fact, today is his birthday ... all this for mere mortals is a day of fun, but for her ... mean loser! ... In fact, the amiable Professor Cream, which like all we have the joy of life when it is replaced by Vieri, ruled on this same day the task in class. Julia, who unlike other (Alfredo is seen) is not stupid, he decided to strand. So he decided to be be picked up by a friend, Gianni, who is waiting with his Motorazzo (a bike that is not worth a shit) out of his Palaz
zo, next to a cactus ... Giulia Gianni ... do not really know how to thank you! Gianpiero
: Not at all, Down ... About ... Mica has sgam someone, right ...?
Julia: No, do not worry ... Gianpiero
* makes the sign of the cross and thank God * Gianpiero
: Thank goodness, I missed I just saw and I was in my place! Come on, come on!
Giulia Okei ... But I know one thing! Gianpiero
: Yeah, well tell ...
Julia: Why not move the cactus?
The two immediately put on the defensive, ready to receive whatever is beneath the cactus ... Ruscetti drunk and get us back, in shorts and T-shirt of Napoli, who pronounces words intradu
tivity to the human ear. Very gently (taking a slap) Julia wakes him up and drags him on the bike. Gianpy: Down But who are we to make of Nicole?
Julia: To arrive at your home we have to go to school ... that beast will be useful!
Gianpy: Okei ...
On Motorazzo, the likeable trio are all Termoli beats until you get near the school. Just managed to pass the traffic light, the three bring in a dog, ignoring ... Meanwhile, the dog left alone 
or takes human form ... or similar ... since it is Alfredo!
Alfredo Umbertino! I paired!
Umberto (Checked out of nowhere): I Alfredetto _: who did this ...? Alfredo
three people burst vein ...
Umberto: Shit, I destroyed the scooter during the last meeting of psychopathic murderers ... I understand ... We will follow the bastards on the combine!
or takes human form ... or similar ... since it is Alfredo! Alfredo Umbertino! I paired!
Umberto (Checked out of nowhere): I Alfredetto _: who did this ...? Alfredo
three people burst vein ...
Umberto: Shit, I destroyed the scooter during the last meeting of psychopathic murderers ... I understand ... We will follow the bastards on the combine!
San Giacomo, 10:00
The three arrive in St. James. Gianpiero go to take a breakfast bar, Nicola goes looking for trouble (if ever), Julia goes home to Gianpy to get some sleep '.
Gianpy the bar:
Gianpy: Gino, give me a crodino! Gino
: At 10 o'clock in the morning?
Gianpy: Oh .. the author is poor, put advertising on the blog to make some money ...
Gino: I see ... However I do not have alcohol, soft drinks, and even drink coca cola ... the room is drained them all that one! (Points to Angela)
Gianpy (Angela): BAD "AOC + eup! Why have you finished the alcohol?! (It must be said that this man has a strong sensitivity)
Angela: They've all gone ... I have lasciatoooooooooooooo ...
Gianpy: I understand them ... A
Angela: No one understands my pain ... I'm going to kill myself!
Gianpy: Go ahead ... but not today, that there is a surprise party for Julia and Nicholas already has ruined me drunk!
Angela: I'll wait tomorrow _;
House Gianpy
Giulia magnificence on the couch with a Coke in hand and watch cable TV (all obviously at the expense of Gianpy), sneering that life is so ... Until the San Giacomesi flatten the room ... controlled by the sound of a piano ... controlled by Guenda!
Giulia 0___0
Guenda: Where is Gianpiero!?
Julia: To you, who cares?
Guenda: I decided to change personality and I decisoi starting with the murder of Gianni ...
Julia: What the fuck is the idea?
Guenda: Hey, what the hell do I know?
Giulia rude ...
Guenda: Speak one who dresses as a hooker ...
Julia: I'll ammazzoooooooooooo!
Guenda: Well, now only want to kill Gianpy ... I'll see ...
Julia: But no ...
refreshment room of St. James, at 16:00 (the festival will be held at 20:00)
Gianpiero is looking into the room ... is not nothing unusual, except someone who already binge eating
Rie ...
Gianpy: Vanessa! Maria Carmela! The two
: Yes?
Gianpy: What are you doing here?
Two: The company that takes care of organizing everything is our ..
Gianpy: Who is the idiot who took it? The two
: Actually it was you ...
Gianpy:-___-
House Gianpy ... At 17:00
Guenda has given up and she went home to scrounge Gianpiero ... with them also James who came calling shortly after his assault on the house ... all three are discussing this and that ...
Julia: But I think Gianluca is dumb as can be, but between the legs has a preposterous beast ...
Guenda: Even the loser of Alfredo is not bad!
James: Guenda, but you say!
Giulia Guenda:-__-
Julia: Then who else is there?
Guenda: The moron that I had to kill?
Julia: Well, it's not too bad, but no ...
Guenda: It certainly is better than some people ... (Look at James) ...
James (Mad): Yes, yes ... it's good! Look what he found ... Flashback
Alfredo's home just ... so we have given autoerotism GiuliaXGuenda with a video found on the internet ... But James left the jacket at home and went to retrieve it ... finding horrifying vision so the two made a pact: the video for the secret ... End Flashback
James: Look what I found in the home of your dear friend!
Giulia Guenda see the video and prepare spiked club.
Julia: It 's dead.
Guenda: No, not dead ... it vaporized!
James: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Did I put in the ass!
The three arrive in St. James. Gianpiero go to take a breakfast bar, Nicola goes looking for trouble (if ever), Julia goes home to Gianpy to get some sleep '. Gianpy the bar:
Gianpy: Gino, give me a crodino! Gino
: At 10 o'clock in the morning?
Gianpy: Oh .. the author is poor, put advertising on the blog to make some money ...
Gino: I see ... However I do not have alcohol, soft drinks, and even drink coca cola ... the room is drained them all that one! (Points to Angela)
Gianpy (Angela): BAD "AOC + eup! Why have you finished the alcohol?! (It must be said that this man has a strong sensitivity)
Angela: They've all gone ... I have lasciatoooooooooooooo ...
Gianpy: I understand them ... A
Angela: No one understands my pain ... I'm going to kill myself! Gianpy: Go ahead ... but not today, that there is a surprise party for Julia and Nicholas already has ruined me drunk!
Angela: I'll wait tomorrow _;
House Gianpy
Giulia magnificence on the couch with a Coke in hand and watch cable TV (all obviously at the expense of Gianpy), sneering that life is so ... Until the San Giacomesi flatten the room ... controlled by the sound of a piano ... controlled by Guenda!
Giulia 0___0
Guenda: Where is Gianpiero!?
Julia: To you, who cares?
Guenda: I decided to change personality and I decisoi starting with the murder of Gianni ...
Julia: What the fuck is the idea?
Guenda: Hey, what the hell do I know?
Giulia rude ...
Guenda: Speak one who dresses as a hooker ...
Julia: I'll ammazzoooooooooooo!
Guenda: Well, now only want to kill Gianpy ... I'll see ...
Julia: But no ...
refreshment room of St. James, at 16:00 (the festival will be held at 20:00)
Gianpiero is looking into the room ... is not nothing unusual, except someone who already binge eating
Rie ... Gianpy: Vanessa! Maria Carmela! The two
: Yes?
Gianpy: What are you doing here?
Two: The company that takes care of organizing everything is our ..
Gianpy: Who is the idiot who took it? The two
: Actually it was you ...
Gianpy:-___-
House Gianpy ... At 17:00
Guenda has given up and she went home to scrounge Gianpiero ... with them also James who came calling shortly after his assault on the house ... all three are discussing this and that ...
Julia: But I think Gianluca is dumb as can be, but between the legs has a preposterous beast ...
Guenda: Even the loser of Alfredo is not bad!
James: Guenda, but you say!
Giulia Guenda:-__-
Julia: Then who else is there?
Guenda: The moron that I had to kill?
Julia: Well, it's not too bad, but no ...
Guenda: It certainly is better than some people ... (Look at James) ...
James (Mad): Yes, yes ... it's good! Look what he found ... Flashback
Alfredo's home just ... so we have given autoerotism GiuliaXGuenda with a video found on the internet ... But James left the jacket at home and went to retrieve it ... finding horrifying vision so the two made a pact: the video for the secret ... End Flashback
James: Look what I found in the home of your dear friend!
Giulia Guenda see the video and prepare spiked club.
Julia: It 's dead.
Guenda: No, not dead ... it vaporized!
James: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Did I put in the ass!
House Gilda, at 17:30
Gianpy while everyone is waiting for guild mates going to the party of Julia ... but while waiting, breaking through a door, enter and Giulia Guenda pissed as weasels wielding weapons of considerable size, and attempting to chop / shoot / pulverize Gianpiero, which is found between two crazy not knowing what to do ... until a combine does not stop the massacre.
Umberto: It was you who tan well (Points to a pile of meat that was previously Alfredo) my Alfredetto?
Guenda: No!
Julia: No! Gianpiero
: No,
and I'm risking death!
Guild: No, and I'm raping my friends 2!
2 friends raped: No, we're fine and well, thank you!
Umberto: So who was it??
All: Hope! Umberto
: Really?
All: Yes ... Yes
Umberto: Well, then I go ...!
Julia: You idiot!
Umberto Guenda and go away, followed shortly after by the two examiners and Gilda going to dress ... Gianpiero remain only ... and before Julia could say something, grabs her and takes her to a shed.
Julia: Oh, you bastard, what do you want me?
Gianpy: Close your eyes and shut up ...
Julia: Okay ... Indeed, NO!
Nicola (who opens the door where you see a giant banner): Happy birthday, fool! Gianpiero
: But you always have to ruin all times, you? -_-
Giulia enters the room followed by Nicola and Gianpy and find all the classmates and celebrate pazzeggiano ... in order we have ...
1) Gianni, who goes to sit at the table of the unfortunate ones to get the reeds, including Carlo (obvious), Gianluca (still most obvious) and Hope (who is so idiot who does not notice that the Pope is waiting for him outside with the Popemobile parked on the second row);
2) Umberto, sitting at the table of chips, plotting how to kill Hope, and a little farther on, two unidentified spornazzano on a table;
3) Angela, who attempts suicide ignored by everyone and everything;
4) Vanessa and Maria Carmela, who strafogano of food, have indigestion and risk death ...
5) People who kill a number of blowjobs watching the famous video of GiuliaXGuenda ... Michael looks at them and passes out ...
6) Guild, which creates a kind of ticket of its customers ...
7) Theodora, who asks, and Umberto Alfredo How can we be human ... the two go nell'angolino to cry
8) Nicholas, they just get drunk takes a colossal (even a perfect representative has its weaknesses) and shamelessly tries with Simon ... fell to the ground after just 10 minutes;
9) Alfredo, which eventually towed some ... this is Angela's friend Gilda, then that will prove to be a transsexual named John ... Nicola, when you know, comment saying that he would be able to do better ... Alfredo's will break your jaw;
10) Umberto, Gianluca Carlo and we try to turn with every female / male ... Gianpiero tow will be unique ... go to bed a fattissima pocketed ... Alfredo will end up with four more complex and Gianpiero lined with a moped ... Although there are 14 eyewitnesses to the guilty will never be detected;
11) Nicola, recovered for the entire evening will only set up Simon ... not combining absolutely shit. The arrival of Rocco and Young of San Martino, where Gilda and Simon will lose his head at the first moment, Nicola will be defined in a state that is growing very ... will be found to talk to the cacti;
12) Gianluca said he was an IV of A. .. it looked disgusted and preferred Antonello him ... Needless to say, Gianluca attempted suicide ...
Hours 3:00 am.
Gianpy while everyone is waiting for guild mates going to the party of Julia ... but while waiting, breaking through a door, enter and Giulia Guenda pissed as weasels wielding weapons of considerable size, and attempting to chop / shoot / pulverize Gianpiero, which is found between two crazy not knowing what to do ... until a combine does not stop the massacre.
Umberto: It was you who tan well (Points to a pile of meat that was previously Alfredo) my Alfredetto?
Guenda: No!
Julia: No! Gianpiero
: No,
and I'm risking death! Guild: No, and I'm raping my friends 2!
2 friends raped: No, we're fine and well, thank you!
Umberto: So who was it??
All: Hope! Umberto
: Really?
All: Yes ... Yes
Umberto: Well, then I go ...!
Julia: You idiot!
Umberto Guenda and go away, followed shortly after by the two examiners and Gilda going to dress ... Gianpiero remain only ... and before Julia could say something, grabs her and takes her to a shed.
Julia: Oh, you bastard, what do you want me?
Gianpy: Close your eyes and shut up ...
Julia: Okay ... Indeed, NO!
Nicola (who opens the door where you see a giant banner): Happy birthday, fool! Gianpiero
: But you always have to ruin all times, you? -_-
Giulia enters the room followed by Nicola and Gianpy and find all the classmates and celebrate pazzeggiano ... in order we have ...
1) Gianni, who goes to sit at the table of the unfortunate ones to get the reeds, including Carlo (obvious), Gianluca (still most obvious) and Hope (who is so idiot who does not notice that the Pope is waiting for him outside with the Popemobile parked on the second row);
2) Umberto, sitting at the table of chips, plotting how to kill Hope, and a little farther on, two unidentified spornazzano on a table;
3) Angela, who attempts suicide ignored by everyone and everything;
4) Vanessa and Maria Carmela, who strafogano of food, have indigestion and risk death ...
5) People who kill a number of blowjobs watching the famous video of GiuliaXGuenda ... Michael looks at them and passes out ...
6) Guild, which creates a kind of ticket of its customers ...
7) Theodora, who asks, and Umberto Alfredo How can we be human ... the two go nell'angolino to cry
8) Nicholas, they just get drunk takes a colossal (even a perfect representative has its weaknesses) and shamelessly tries with Simon ... fell to the ground after just 10 minutes;
9) Alfredo, which eventually towed some ... this is Angela's friend Gilda, then that will prove to be a transsexual named John ... Nicola, when you know, comment saying that he would be able to do better ... Alfredo's will break your jaw;
10) Umberto, Gianluca Carlo and we try to turn with every female / male ... Gianpiero tow will be unique ... go to bed a fattissima pocketed ... Alfredo will end up with four more complex and Gianpiero lined with a moped ... Although there are 14 eyewitnesses to the guilty will never be detected;
11) Nicola, recovered for the entire evening will only set up Simon ... not combining absolutely shit. The arrival of Rocco and Young of San Martino, where Gilda and Simon will lose his head at the first moment, Nicola will be defined in a state that is growing very ... will be found to talk to the cacti;
12) Gianluca said he was an IV of A. .. it looked disgusted and preferred Antonello him ... Needless to say, Gianluca attempted suicide ...
Hours 3:00 am.
La festa è finita. C’e chi dorme, chi tromba e chi è svenuto... Giulia esce dalla stanza e va a prendere una boccata d’aria, ove trova Alfredo e Umberto svenuti, Gianpiero a fumare, Nicola che parla con i cactus e Speranza con la macchina fotografica .
Gianpy: Allora Giulia... ti e piaciuta la festa?
Giulia: ……
Gianpy: Scommetto che dirai di no, adesso...
Giulia: Sì ^_^Gianpy: 0___0
Giulia: Perché quella faccia?
Gianpy: Tu che non dici No... è da immortalare 'sta foto... Alfredo e Umberto, viente un attimo!
I due: Ho sonno...
Gianpy: Dai, solo una foto a me, Giulia, Uomo cactus e i due morti...
Speranza: E va bene, faccio io
*Speranza scatta la foto*
Giulia: E' venuta proprio bene...
Gianpy: Già... Ho anche la didascalia per la foto!
Giulia: Cioè?
Gianpiero: Buon compleanno Giulia ^_^
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