Prima di passare alla buonanotte vi presento quello che generalmente era per me una giornata tipo a scuola l'anno passato (dico era perchè purtroppo qualcuno è stato bocciato, ma non faccio nomi [NICOLA RUSCETTI]). Dopo aver letto ricordatevi che questa descritta incarna solo una COMUNISSIMA giornata. UNA COMUNISSIMA GIORNATA
Era un normalissimo lunedì mattina, i raggi del sole illuminavano la mia stanza: aprii gli occhi e fissai il soffitto, un pensiero mi assillava e continuavo a meditarci sopra: “Fa freddo, siamo a metà gennaio, perché dormo ancora con le coperte di velluto?”. A quel punto diedi un’occhiata alla sveglia, erano le 7, 15 mi ero svegliato un quarto d’ora più tardi del solito, infatti avevo fame (come sempre del resto!!!). Andai in cucina, aprii il frigorifero, presi latte e biscotti e li versai nella tazza. Poi andai a lavarmi, dopo di che mi vestii e sprofondai nella poltrona.
MOTHER: You're repeating history?
IO: Yes Mom! "Where was I ?........... ah yes! Minnie told Mickey: Goofy name, and say at once that ... ... ... "After about ten minutes
prepared a backpack and left the house. Soooooo slow-footed my way to school, and walked slowly, more slowly, more slowly, eventually discovers that he stops at the front door!
finally arrived at school (by car) and I went to the front pew next to Nicola. The first hour we had the task of chemistry, as usual, the class was concentrated in the corner where she sat Michael explained that while some thirty different rules of chemistry and mathematics. Maria, a classmate of Michael was quiet, she knew she had next to a super genius who would help during the task (I would do I correct him!). I, too, I explain a thing or two from Michael (correct me two or three hundred) after which I returned to my seat and I asked Nicola.
IO: Did you bring your calculator, right?
Nicola: But damn! I'm going to get one in B. Puffing
Nicola stood up ... ... ... ... I had never DONE !!!!!
As soon as you got the package began to fall from the sleeves, collar, pants and even the pants! There were so many sheets that our companions broke away the blackboard and used it as a toboggan.
I was literally blown away and looked at Nicholas with a look questioningly.
Nicola: What? I had written a couple of formulas that I could not remember ... ... ... ...
was an impossible task: we had to clean the classroom before the teacher. First of all, we sent two guys to check the position of Professor, and when we came back it was reported that the ground floor (we were the first one!) And was climbing the stairs. Ah ... Okay ... there was time! To clean the class by mobilizing all the school janitors, in less than a second class came back clean and shining like before (AHAHAHAHAHAHAH that joke)! We all sat in our seats just in time for the arrival of the professor who greeted us with a "Good morning" and we "Good teacher gioooorno !!!!". He began to distribute the tasks included: four problems, a reaction and Sali .. The class fell silent grave! All were puzzling to try to decipher the strange language! All except Michael who was in the fourth game! Meanwhile, we were equipped
: Alfredo spoke with the headset with a Swedish scientist, Umberto was helping his sister using a radio, Hope sent fifty help messages Fabiana Guenda and tried to copy the work of Angela with a mirror! But the best equipped that Simon was trying to copy the work of Michael with a telescope that had lent to NASA!
At the end of the task they rushed from Michael to compare results, and as usual, almost no one was! Michelle: "Hey! Gianpiero (the only one that does not shorten my name) how was the task? "
IO: Male, as usual !............ You pretty! (Shooting, getting up and looking fierce Alfredo air) because when I asked you to pass the problem on ph thou hast spent the reaction, even wrong?
Alfredo:: Um ... ... I did not understand ... ....
ME: But how? I've yelled at the megaphone and the teacher has even raised his head to look around! You'll pay for this!
So I chasing him for the entire class, then began to jump from bench to bench.
I put it back to the wall, but with a surprise move he grabbed the chandelier, I jumped and I hung on his legs, but the chandelier gave way and fell to the ground!
Now we had another problem: how to plug that hole in the wall?
Nicola: Why do not you try chewing gum?
I've heard of weird ideas around, but this surpasses them all, so we started to chew and eventually succeeded to plug the hole.
few minutes later came the Professor's Mate who did not notice anything, but what sciroc ... Umberto told everything from following me and Alfredo chewing gum!
PROFESSOR: Well .... It is normal ... ... all the boys are a bit '... .... How to say ... .. VIVID!
The rest of the time spent writing and painting the Mate on the benches. Mate after we had two hours of history: the teacher came in and asked Michael. She was the best in history, just say a date at random and she tells you all the events that have happened in that period. BEST OF THE INTERNET !!!!!!
PROFESSOR: Well Michael talk of a topic you like!
MICHEL: I will speak from the Big Bang until now!
So Michael began to speak, was better than an encyclopedia: the facts told with such precision that it seemed that they had lived!
The minutes passed, Michael was speaking, the class's attention was directed to the flight of a fly, (all but Nicholas was reading the unit under the desk!) Even played a trio with Professor Alfredo.
Eventually the two hours went by and the bell rang.
PROF: "Praised be Jesus Christ" (I thought). Well Michael you can go right!
MICHEL: But I have not finished talking about the Congress of Vienna!
PROF: The next time! "Never more! ".
few minutes later he arrived in class the teacher of English: put the bag on the chair and began to speak.
PROF: What's up guys, you look good!
ME: Maybe we'd see better if you giraste!
The teacher turned around and began to explain.
PROF: kjgdznhlgstàkadmgfsfmvalsjgòmsdhs (theoretically as English is conceived by the majority of the class) ....
and keep up to half an hour! Suddenly he began to look for something and ordered us to help you, we obviously happy to obey waste time! We looked everywhere, but we found nothing, not only Hope was busy reading a book of science policies!
Ten minutes before the bell rang Nicola had another stroke of genius! Nicola
: Teacher! But what are we looking for?
PROF: My glasses!
Hope: But you have them on me!
PROFESSOR: It 's true! Thank you for finding them! You deserve to own a nice 10!
Hope: You're a geek!
Finally the bell rang: We got in line for the procession and stopped to talk in school. While I
, Nicola and Alfredo were immersed in a conversation on the imminent collapse of our already fragile sanity, we spent the next be ... ... ... ... Universe: Carlo! How
al solito scosse violentemente me e Alfredo che molto diplomaticamente, senza pensarci due volte ci gettammo su di lui e la massacrammo di botte!!
Intanto Michela, che era un tipo tranquillo e pacifico, cominciò a camminare avanti e indietro tenendo in mano un cartello con la scritta: “ABBASSO LA VIOLENZA, RISPETTATEVI GLI UNI CON GLI ALTRI, SE TI DANNO UNO SCHIAFFO PORGI L’ALTRA GUANCIA, PERDONATE CHI VI FA UN TORTO”.
Ma io e Alfredo ignoravamo completamente il movimento non violento di Michela e continuavamo a picchiarlo a sangue!!!
Finalmente capì che il suo movimento non violento non serviva a niente, così venne verso di noi e ci divise.
Michela: Ragazzi, non si fa così, ma così!!!
E così dicendo diede un pugno così forte a Carlo che gli fece girare la testa a 360°.
Michela: AAAAAHHHH!!! Mi sono sfogata!
Detto questo se ne andò, lasciando tutti a bocca aperta!!
Mentre io, Nicola e Alfredo tornavamo a casa c’era silenzio, il primo a romperlo fu Nicola.
Nicola:Oggi i miei genitori non ci sono, perché non venite a pranzare a casa mia? Non mi va di stare da solo con mia sorella!!
Io: Per me va bene!
Alfredo:Anche per me!!
Io: ma non hai il pullman?
Alfredo: Ma tu, ti fidi di me?
Crollo della conversazione
Nicola: Allora compriamo quattro margherite alla pizzeria di fronte casa mia!
Davanti alla pizza, was the sister of Nicola: Eleanor (not her real name because I do not remember the real one) that he began to speak with the brother of a certain girl of a certain school ... So while those two were talking, me and Alfred had to take the pizzas !
arrived at the home of Nicola began to eat immediately, but after five minutes Alfredo dropped the pizza on coca cola!
Alfredo: I think I know how to do it, I once read in a chemistry book how to undo the effect of coca cola!
So he began to pour the detergent on the pizza, then the baking soda, ammonia, shampoo, antibiotic, toothpaste and shaving cream!
Alfredo: I can not remember the formula, perhaps doing so ... ... ... ..
and poured a few drops of vinegar on the "pizza" that began to swell even more! We came out of the kitchen and a few seconds later we heard a huge explosion!
Me: What happened?
Nicola: Why is everything exploded? Alfredo
: Maybe I understand what happened, the joining of gas with the gas Z4G12 X39K4 resulted in the formation of a sequence of atoms of the 8K3 which, together with molecules of sulfuric acid H2SO4 caused an implosion of all protons' inside the body, which overloaded molecules mixed G140 caused the explosion that we heard! You understood not?? What a fool I am!! How did I not thought of that before!?!
IO: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ??????
Nicola: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ??????
Sister Nicola: Yes, but I'm hungry !!!!! Fortunately
Nicola knew a famous Norwegian architect who came directly from Oslo to rebuild the kitchen!
course the afternoon was devoted to the study! (ND ME: What a waste of time! Alfredo ND: Why we must sprecare i migliori anni della nostra vita così? ND Nicola sta per parlare ma viene interrotto:TU STUDIA!).
Alfredo decise che avrebbe risolto tutte le equazioni e tutti i problemi del libro di algebra e del libro di geometria, ma sfortunatamente li aveva già fatti, così iniziò a ripetere storia.
Nicola cominciò a fare il questionario di filosofia e io cercavo disperatamente di decifrare quello strano linguaggio del libro di scienze.
IO: Non capisco una sola parola di quello che dice questo stupido libro!
Alfredo: Forse se lo giri al contrario ci capisci di più!!
Finiti i compiti giocammo a monopoli: come al solito Nicola cercava di prendere i soldi e le proprietà di Alfredo e viceversa, ma I did not realize that while I was taking all their money!
That evening each of us thought back to that day: 23.00
My Home.
IO: "Today I just spent a beautiful day, and hope to pass other way and I'm sure that right now the others are thinking the same thing!" Ore 23.02
Alfredo House and House of Nicholas.
Alfredo and Nicola Ronfi FIUUUUUU Ronfi !!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND NOW THE PARTY STARTED 
